Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Mid-week FUNNY

A friend of mine forwarded these to me, and they're just so funny I had to share (and yes I'm trying to get out of writing an actual post until I have something moderately interesting to share).

Out of Office Replies

1. I am currently away from my desk, beating my head against the wall. Your message will be replied to once I have reached a level of numbness sufficient to cloud my vision to the point I am able to formulate an appropriate response to your request.

2. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

3. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

4. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return on. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

6. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again. (The beauty of this one is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).

7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

8. I've run away to join a different circus.

9. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Martha' instead of 'Marvin.'

Stay sane inside insanity ~ and never forget your towel.


Matt-Man said...

"I am currently looking at Jenna Jameson's website. I would reply but my hands are busy at this time. As soon as they become free I will get back with youuuuuuuuuu"

Dana said...

:jots some of those down to use at her upcoming vacation:

Dixiechick said...

*spews the dew* buwhahahahahahaha

Oh those are so freakin hilarious.

Starrlight said...

Love the RHPS line ;O

Travis said...

Can I use Matt's?

Travis said...

Uhm...let me clarify...I meant to say "can I use Matt's response".

Angell said...

MATT-MAN: Jenna Jameson? Well, who wouldn't .... hehe. Just be sure to wash up after ok?

DANA: Yep, I'm gonna use a couple when I go away in August.

DIX: *hands her the community mop* Learn as I did grasshopper - no drinking whilst reading blogs...

STARRLIGHT: Thank you so much for the acknowledgement. You're the only one to mention it in all these months. :D Thanks for swinging by.

TRAV: To comment one, ummmmmmm.....wellll...... I defer to Matt on that...
To comment two - yeah, I realized that. LMAO.


With love and pride