Random Movie Quote time - and NO googling

We have a winner - congrats TRAV!!!! Nice job on those m'boy. :D WOOOOOOO!


Ok, since I'm at work bored out of my skull, and I have been searching the net for interesting quotes for my Facebook profile, I thought I might post a few here and see if any of y'all can get them. :D

NO using Google.....if you don't know, NO CHEATING.

A) "Death before dishonor. Besides have you tried running in one of these things lately? It's a real bitch."


B) "Some money would be nice. But it's a voice that says here I am... and FUCK YOU if you can't understand me. And one of those people is gonna save the world and that means that ROCK AND ROLL CAN SAVE THE WORLD -- all of us together."


C) "Invention, my dear friends, is ninety-three percent perspiration, six percent electricity, four percent evaporation, and two percent butterscotch ripple."


D) "Look at me, jerking off in the shower. This will be the high point of my day. It's all downhill from here."


E) " You may think that you are the brightest, the best, the strongest. I assure you, that is a total delusion on your part. It is my job to show you just how weak human beings can truly be. 60 percent of you will not finish this course. How do I know? Because that is an historical fact."


Ok gang - dat's all for today. HAVE FUN. :D


Stay sane inside insanity ~ and never forget your towel.