OK - No laughing (well.....aw what the heck)
Anyone, anyone?
Here is where I put my thoughts, ideas, and just plain gibberish on some days. So grab your pillow, your woobie and your favourite beverage - alcoholic or not - and settle in for some nonsense, some fun, and occassionally, some tears.
I cannot be held responsible for what spews forth, so try not to hold it against me.
WHERE TO FIND ME NOW: The Mizadventurez of Miz Angell
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHH.
Writer's block has set in. I can't think - can't imagine - I'M STUCK!!!!
I have tried every exersize in the book - creative visualization (kind of worked, but not for the writing - wakka wakka - wink wink), writing the first thing that came to mind (which happened to be the first line of this post), idea trees, timelines, looking at old letters - NOTHING has worked.
I can't even come up with an idea for a decent blog post - DANA - can I borrow Bessie? Seriously folks, for someone who used to write every day, this is incredibly disconcerting. Especially since I read all the brilliance that is blogged by our resident couch, the luggage et al. I'm starting to have an inferiority complex.
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?????????
Yes, I am spending a lot of time yelling at nothing these days. Well, frustration will do that to you.
So, on that note
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGHHHHHHH!
Dana, tell Bessie I'm coming over - put on the hot chocolate and cookies.
Ok, so if I got it right from what Sue did, then this is five things I hate but am guilty of doing....
5. Leaving two cookies left in the bag: Yes, I have done this before. It drives me to distraction when other people do it, but I do it myself cuz I don't want to seem like a pig, or I'm just too lazy to throw the bag out. Fortunately, I DO NOT do this with beveridges.
4. Cutting in front of people that have been waiting to get on the highway: ok, yes, I have done this once or twice in my life - mainly when I'm in a hurry to get to work, but otherwise, I wait my turn like everyone else.
3. Not returning phone calls for days: Yes, I am definately guilty of this as well - but I spend all day on the phone talking to jackasses. The last thing I want to do when I get home is listen to someone bitch about the jackasses THEY had to deal with. You see where I'm going with this? But if it's important, or someone I haven't spoken to in awhile, I will return the call immediately.
2. Leaving shoes in the middle of the floor: In a house full of four adults, that's MANY MANY pairs of shoes, and I always try to move them to the sides of the entrance way, but there are those days that I NEED to dash downstairs for, um, various reasons, and wind up leaving them in the way.
1. Interrupting during a conversation: Now, I'm not so much guilty of this, as I am of interrupting my husband to tell the story better than he could. :D He leaves out details all the time, so I try to tell the story to give the listener maximum understanding. Of course, when I do this, I get maximum annoyance from Rod....
Well, Sue dear, I hope this is how that was supposed to go.
I tag.....PAUL.
Stay sane inside insanity - and never forget your towel.
FACTS ABOUT BREAST CANCER IN CANADA*
These facts aren't up to date (seeing as how we are now in 2007), but they don't have to be. There is still no cure, and people are still dying.
I hope that they can live with that on their conscience.
Stay sane inside insanity - and never forget your towel.
Posted by Angell at 9:25 AM 12 whispers
Labels: breast cancer, CBCF, donations, exotic dancers, stupidity, Vancouver
My fine is $590! Now, if they want a total for EVERY time you've done one of these - I'd have to call The Donald for a loan!!!
Tally up what you've done! What would your fine be?
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20vBeen jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
Now the fun part is trying to figure out how it all adds up? Hmmmmm - leave a comment with your total.
Stay sane inside insanity - and never forget your towel.
With love and pride