Thursday, February 01, 2007

What's your fine?

My fine is $590! Now, if they want a total for EVERY time you've done one of these - I'd have to call The Donald for a loan!!!

Tally up what you've done! What would your fine be?

Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20vBeen jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

Now the fun part is trying to figure out how it all adds up? Hmmmmm - leave a comment with your total.

Stay sane inside insanity - and never forget your towel.


Meribah said...

Um, my fine is only $30. I was hoping to go even lower, but oh well! LOL

Travis Cody said...

Something tells me the puppy has fudged the facts!

My fine is $375.

Anonymous said...

funny eh? half my fines have occured while I was with YOU!!!

Total $695.50 - cmon who has peed in a pool at least once ;)

Meribah said...

Okay, Trav, it was more like $40! You happy now? LOL

Unknown said...

$20...good thing I just got my income tax refund!

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

Sheesh puppy and dana ain't telling the whole truth me thinks...

My fine is somewhere near the GNP of a small Pacific country tyvm

Angell said...

LOL @ everyone.

MERI - c'mon Puppy, it's GOT to be more than $40....

TRAV - a very respectable fine....not too naughty, but not too nice

DANA - I always knew you were the good one honey

TEASY - I just can't shake the feeling that BOTH our fines should be higher...

BOND - I was anxiously waiting for your reply - c'mon, you can give me a number, just whisper it into my *looks to see if Dana's around* EAR...

Anndi said...

um... 440$

Now since when is having sex with your best friend bad?

Thank God I don't have to add for each time....


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