Who am I? Amy Winehouse?

I've been tagged! Go on....save yourselves....LOL. Kidding. It's been awhile since I have been blessed by Queen Mimi, and I took enormouse amounts of (self provided) pleasure in completing this wonderful *sigh* NEEDS meme.

The rules: All you have to do is Google your first name with the word needs behind it and post the results.

(I actually used my real name on this one.)

1. Andrea needs help finding stalker songs (yeah, my list is SOOOO 2001)

2. Andrea needs a profession in which she can express her inventive and idealistic side (Well DUH)

3. Andrea needs to read her Emily Post (cuz apparently my manners suck)

4. Andrea needs a brush (Ok, y'all seen my hair - does it LOOK like i can get a brush through it?)

5. Andrea needs treatment, not a death sentence (this one's a quote from my therapist...)

6. Andrea needs me close to her heart (welllll.....depends, are ya cute?)

7. Andrea needs all her wits and all the help she can get from the company's attractive operations manager to find and stop the perpetrators. (this makes my job sound a lot more fun than it actually is)

8. Andrea needs to take her game to a whole new level (yeah, cuz I can barely get past the first one )

9. Andrea needs a cute boytoy. (or two or three...)

10. Andrea needs to go into detox. (who am I? Amy winehouse?)


I would tag people, but I'm sure that Mimi's got everyone covered. On the off chance you weren't hit during her tagging spree, consider yourself tagged.

Stay sane inside insanity ~ and never forget your towel.

Seven Songs Meme - snagged from Trav (snogs to ya babes)

Ok, so not having a clue about what to write these days (as obvious since my last post was two weeks ago), I saw this wonderful little meme over at Trav's house, and thought I'd grab it for myself. So here it is. It's quite simple really.

List seven songs you are into right now.
Post these instructions.
Tag seven others.

Well, let's just open the Recently Played list on my iTunes and see what comes up.

1. Lips of an Angel - Hinder (LOOOOOVE this song)
2. Iris - GooGoo Dolls
3. I Kissed A Girl - Katy Perry
4. End of the Innocence - Don Henley
5. Under Pressure - Queen
6. Who Wants to Live Forever? - Queen
7. Boats to Build - Jimmy Buffet


Ok...let's see...hrm - tag seven others huh? Well, let's tag Dayle, Dana, Paul, Glinda, Anndi, Turnbaby, and Jules!!

(Now to see if they're all reading - tee hee)

Stay sane inside insanity ~ and never forget your towel.

(Almost) Wordless Wednesdays - me with a couple of...um...Things

(I look like crap - wasn't posed because Thing 1 burped in my ear just as the pic was being taken. But still very amusing)

Stay sane inside insanity ~ and never forget your towel.

Happy Birthday Canada!!

Not a lot to say on today - our Nation's birthday.


EXCEPT.....

We up here in the great white north have a LOT to be proud of. For instance....


1. Smarties, Crispy Crunch and Coffee Crisp!
2. Shreddies, Clamato and Maple Syrup!
3. Canadian Beer, Rye and Pure Water!
4. Beef, Salmon and Lobster!
5. Apple Pie and Superman…by a Canadian!
6. Wayne Gretzky, Gordie Howe and Elvis…Stojko that is!
7. Guess Who, Tragically Hip and The Emeralds!
8. Celine Dion, Shania Twain and Amanda Marshall!
9. Michael J. Fox, Leslie Nielsen and Pamela Anderson!
10. The originators of Baseball, Basketball, Lacrosse, Hockey and Ringette!
11. Grey Cups have been around for 90 years with bigger balls,bigger fields and one less down!
12. Mr. Dress Up kicked Mr. Rogers' ass!
13. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Doughnuts and Krispy Kremes' ass!
14. Our cival war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour!
15. Toques are cool!
16. We knew plaid was in far before Seattle caught on!
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the world's oldest company!
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes!
19. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year!
20. We all have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it!

But most Important…

21. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on…OOOOO'Canada!


I will also add: Bob & Doug Mackenzie, SCTV, the greatest hockey rivalry in the WORLD (Leafs v. Canadians), Jim Carrey, Jeff Healey, Rowdy Roddy Piper, Hollywood North and WORLD HOCKEY CHAMPIONSHIPS OUT THE WAAAAAAAAZOOO!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA!!

Edited to add: WHOOOOOOOPS. I did this last night so I was exhausted. Thank you to Dayle for pointing out that I was remiss in neglecting to mention these two incredible music acts that definately define Canada!!

RUSH

My baby - LAWRENCE GOWAN (but you can call him Larry!!)

Stay sane inside insanity ~ and never forget your towel.